Round 2

1:52PM

I will call this operation get laid before 2009 ends. I should not be deprived of pussy and no pussy should be deprived of me.

8:34PM

Livejournal is dead. How many people still use this?

4:41PM

there has been four updates on my friends page in the past month. LJ died while no one was speaking of it. I'm deleting this in a week if I don't see over 20 posts this week aka I'm deleting this in a week.

12:18AM

I feel like a major badass for doing this.

Kevin Abel you're right and I'm going to write a journal or book or something. I'm also going to express myself artistically in other forms. I'm hungry and sober and have nothing to do for months. Shit will be made.

I'm also getting an xbox 360 to take over the world in video games.

Lots of books too.

8:54AM

I really thought this summer was going to be easy and successful. I needed it. Unfortunately I am now facing the new hardest challenge of my life.  I won't be allowed to eat or drink anything til November when I get my next surgery. I will be living off IVs at night. I don't think I'll be able to go to school or work or have much of a social life. Hearing the news yesterday I was really distressed but now I'm like fuck it I gotta just do it.  This fall I'm going to need distractions.  I think I might have to start playing WOW. I also want an xbox 360 with live. That would help me get through a little. Maybe I'll get started on my own personal educational growth of reading books that will make me smarter. I dunno, this is just a weird, unimaginable situation.

6:53PM

I am so hungry and thirsty. Two weeks no food no drink so far. All I want is a Sunkist Orange Soda, a Tombstone Pepperoni Pizza, and a freshly rolled blunt. It will all hit the spot. Fuck the hospital.

8:28AM

I feel a lot better. Now I'm just bored.

9:42PM

back in the hospital = another wasted summer.  Maybe 2010?

They don't even know what's wrong with me. It's frustrating not knowing but I feel like I could be feeling a lot worse off. Now to play the waiting game and I'm glad I'm strong enough now to cope with this situation. I miss everyone and having fun and can't wait to have it all back.

All I really want is to be healthy for my bday and school in the fall. I'm going to do everything I can to make it to that.

6:07PM

Lj is a baron dessert and this post is just a mere tumbleweed.

4:02PM

I get my next surgery on May 14. I'm nervous and excited. I'm nervous because nothing's gone as planned for me so far with all of my medical malfunctions and I have no reason to be completely confident that this surgery will turn out ok. I'm excited because if the surgery does go as planned I'll get my body back and my life back and I will finally be able to plan out my future and be confident that I'll be healthy enough to carry it out. I know that if I can just have my health back again I can take control of my life and fix everything else that's ever gone wrong and grow up and do something with my life. I've felt so behind and out of synch ever since I got sick. I don't feel like anything can stop me if I can just function like a normal person.

Hopefully this will be a good summer. 2009 has been really good to me so far so I'm hoping this good fortune will continue. I kind of need it.

2:56PM

I'm not ready to part ways with being single. I feel like a relationship is just a ticking time bomb of when a bitch will go crazy and then annoy the shit out of me and piss me off because I wasted my time. I'm just going to skip the bullshit, and be happy with the fact that my life has gotten awesome.

I just can't trust girls. Not even nuns. Between every pair of tits is a gaping hole that indeed, I cannot even handle.

Back to awesome.

5:11AM

I'll remember tonight.

9:22PM

Life's been on a good upswing lately and I'm finally finding that balance in life that I had been needing. I feel like I fit in Lakeland again and it doesn't suck. I just gotta keep everything cool and do my thing. Two months til final surgery and then it's all over forever and ever.

3:40PM

My parents are in North Carolina until Monday night and now I can do whatever I want.

5:29PM

L town scored a major redemption shot last night. I hit the dancefloor and when that happens you know shit's going down.

Hip hop is sooooo alive in '09. I don't remember the last time a year started off this awesome.

3:38PM

Fear and Loathing in Lakeland

ps everyone get a twitter and add me http://twitter.com/cworyhill

5:16PM

Why the fuck are girls so weak? And when I say weak I mean emotionally. They can't handle shit. They can't be real. They can't be efficient. They can't make good decisions concerning others.

I think I'm going to be done with girls when I get my body back. I want to dedicate the rest of my spare time to fighting. UFC WEC I don't give a shit what it is. I will learn boxing, kick boxing, jiu jitsu, wrestling, tai kwon do, and all those other forms of fighting. I will work my body so hard that I won't be able to walk at times. What is pain to me anyway? Nothing compares to having over sized tubes shoved in and out of your orphases. I can't fight yet, but I know I can take a beating beyond anyone's belief. I have no fear of fighting whatsoever. I know I can get knocked out, get my eye split open, or get head injuries. I don't give a fuck. None of that will lead to getting another cathiter pulled out of my dick. That is the worst pain ever. That is what I fear. I get my next cathiter in may.

When I step into the ring I will lable every one of my oponents as colitis. All my anger and frustration will be taken out on them. I will step in that ring with the intentions of killing my opponent literally. But according to MMA rules the ref will stop me before I do any serious damage and I will be credited with a knockout. That's just how it goes. Kiss my ass and suck my dick world.

1:53PM - and now I regale you with a story of LJ's past

in honor of valentine's day and love and everything that it stands for:

"It is a cold day in a small town in the 1940's. It is near Christmastime and the Tipperton Family is gathered around the fire talking about current events. Such members of the family included in the room are Grandma, Ethel, Edna, Dr. Granger, and Theodore.



Ethel: Did you hear the news?

Dr. Granger: No. What news?

Ethel: It's Bartholomew. He's in love!

Theodore: Nonsense. Good ol' Bartholomew wouldn't know love if it was sprinkled all over the ice cream that he ever so loves.

Ethel: No, he must be. Bartholomew has been different these days. Haven't you seen the smirk on his very face that he has been carrying on day in and day out?

Theodore: It must be something else. There's probably other things that is going on in his life that makes him this way. And besides, who would he be in love with?

A loud ticking noise in the background becomes louder and louder and the house is then blown up because everyone is being fucking stupid."

wtf. I wrote that in january 2005. None of my lj made sense back then but I miss those times and certain friends and etc. I'm going to tool it up again and stop having grudges.

2:53PM - thx jay

7:11PM

Quizno's indie lunch day wtf. Fuck that cue ball. Stop texting me. Tobias Funke haircut, it's cold. Foster's Australian for beer. You just got killed by a Daewoo Lanos motherfucker!

Gruden fired. I will state whether I am happy with this or not depending on who the Bucs replace him with.